READER EMAIL: Metallic Fur Uggs...

Hey!
Let me preface this by saying that I'm sorry for ruining your day. If you thought Uggs couldn't get any worse, I'm afraid you were a little too preemptively optimistic.

METALLIC UGGS
Excuse me, I left something out (as if that weren't enough:)
METALLIC FUR UGGS.
I saw a mid-twenties, otherwise pretty woman on the subway a few days ago, and I was shocked. Let's just saw I heard more than a few snickers as she stepped off the platform.
I couldn't get a picture, but it looked like a combination of these (see attached.)
I mean, I'm in eighth grade and I know this is wrong!
Sincerely,
Sarah C
(A very young and very disgusted ArmHe member)

Well Sarah, Thanks for the email. First off you didn't ruin He's day in fact you made it 100x better. Anytime someone joins the War on UGGS, He smiles a little bit bigger. The fact that the ArmHe has 8th grade members means that Fashion by He is reaching the youth of this world young enough to shape their little minds. Hopefully by the time these young ArmHe members grow up they will shape the fashion world under He's rule.

It is hard for He to even imagine combining metallic uggs and fur uggs. Just way too much to handle on a Monday. But yea there is no way that can possibly look good. Just another day of the War on Uggs in full affect, see someone in UGGS and point and laugh. Bingo!
-He

P.S. Keep the emails and fashion pics coming He's way.

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Two Girls Walking in the Ugliest Shoes Ever...

UGGs on the left. Pocahontas on the right...are these friends made for each other or what? Get off He's streets with those ugly ass shoes.
-He

Not Everyone Can Wear Leggings as Pants...

If you are going to wear black leggings and keep in mind He isn't trying to be too mean here, the majority of people need to wear a long top to cover up their ass. There is always the argument that leggings are not pants, but what is missed is that little star (*) that should go on the argument. Leggings can be pants, but only on the right body type. You know who you are, there are the cans an can nots, nothing wrong with being a can bot, but you need to dress more accordingly.
-He

P.S. He knows He totally avoiding the UGGs in this picture, but if you didn't' realize how stumpy they make your legs look by now, well there is no eye doctor in the world that is gonna be able to help you out.

THIS IS AN EMERGENCY...DEATH TO UGG!

This is a blatant lack of disrespect for the women of the world for UGG to think for a second that any woman would ever buy or wear these is an insult much greater then any man could present. Women of the world, you should be offended to the 1,000,000th degree. You do NOT need to take this or allow these type of UGGS to exist in your world. You can FIGHT back.

He is asking all women to join together and help He remove UGGS from this world. JOIN THE WAR ON UGGS, (by reading He daily) help HE help you look better and create a better work for you and your children.
-He

P.S. If you feel that you might have been infected by the UGGs virus, or want to take preventative measure to ensure your safety, please click here for the UGG Vaccine.

It's Time for the Elephant Walk of Shame...

Just in case everyone forgot how stumpy these damn things make you look, here is another example. Not sure why but for some reason He hates these "inside out" UGGS a lot more then normal plain UGGS. Even if these damn things are as comfortable as half you say they are, what is the point of the furry part on the outside? Don't you wear them to look bad and keep your feet warm? Whose staying warm with the fur on the outside? No one.
-He

A CURE FOR UGGS!!! FINALLY!!!!

This video could have only been better if it was produced by Fashion by He. But regardless this video is AMAZING! Dead on balls accurate. Join the WAR ON UGGS by getting your UGG Vaccine today!
-He

P.S. Thank you Babelgum, you have made He's day a billion times better.

Year 2 of the War on UGGS...

As another winter season approaches and the temperature drop our standards seem to as well. Shoe standards. Today begins Year 2, not an exact date, of the War on UGGS. When He officially declared War, He knew this was going to be a difficult fight, the odds are stacked against us, but He is confident that the ArmHe is stronger, faster and better dressed. We can remove UGGS from our planet once and for all.
-He

He Hates the Furry Community...

Hey all you furries out there, Go F*ck Yourself. Why all the hate you ask? Who else could possibly be responsible for slippers this ugly? Even UGG wouldn't dare come out with something this offensive. If it wasn't bad enough they had to add some furry pom pom tassles to it too. Yea thanks for nothing.
-He

NO UGGS IN AUGUST...

It is simple. NO UGGS EVER. So what the hell is this girl doing wearing them in August? Someone please help.
-He

We Must Expand the War on UGGS!

We have been making slow but steady progress with the War on UGGs. He has gone so far to issue a statement that UGGs will Kill You. Yes this damn brand will not give up. They continue to fight. However this time, it has appeared the enemy is wounded. The ArmHe has finally hit UGGs where it hurts. Although it appears it might have been an inside hit from the UGGS side.

Introducing the newest member of the UGGS line, Slouch thigh-high boots. HAHAHA, well He is pretty sure that the ArmHe won this battle before it even began. Look at those things, is UGGs serious?!?! Find He one person who wants to wear these boots and He will just as quickly show you an enemy of the ArmHe. There is no possible way anyone on the same planet as He can like these boots, it's just not possible. (thanks to Jenny for the tip)

-He

UGGS in Hot Weather...WHY?

In a continued effort in the War on Uggs, He does not understand why when its 80 degrees out people are still wearing Uggs. If its hot enough for shorts, then there is absolutely no need for Uggs. Get it? Got it? Good
-He

He is back, hopefully you didnt miss He too too much. But the King has returned. He is working on responding to all comments and emails.

Just Say No...Short Heels Must Go!

Size Matters both big and small. It is unfortunately that this girl couldn't even manage to walk in these 1" heels, He can only imagine what this would look like if she wore normal heels (4"+).
First He declared War on Uggs, now it is time for us to rise up once again and declare WAR on SHORT HEELS! Just Say No...Short Heels Must Go! We are better then this!
-He

Wearing UGGs Will KILL You!

He was the first person in the world to officially declare a War on Uggs. Today will come as no shock to many of you, but experts are finally weighing in on the Ugglys, and the results are not shocking. UGGS WILL KILL YOU. Let He say that one more time, join in if you will, UGGS WILL KILL YOU. Don't believe He, let's hear what the experts are saying:

“Because these boots are warm and soft, young girls think they are giving their feet a break. In fact, they are literally breaking their feet...With just six months of wear women could saddle themselves with a lifetime of foot deformities." Dr. Ian Drysdale, the head of the British College of Osteopathic Medicine

Did He warn you, or did He warn you? Not only are these the ugliest things ever, but they will infact kill you. Join the War on Uggs. to rid the planet of this ugly ass things. (source dailymail)

-He

Get Your UGGlys Out...

Due to the build up of snow, He will allow the ladies of the world to wear UGGlys today. But that's it!!! After today, the War on UGGs continues.
-He

P.S. The salt in the streets will ruin the UGGS, part of He's plan all along.

When clothing no longer fits...

He has already declared war on UGGS. The fight will continue until they have been destroyed. Anyway, this outfit is all sorts of screwed up. The UGGS are just top it off with ugliness. As you gain weight, not that He would ever allow that, you have to remember to check your outfits. Just because something fit right a couple months ago, does in no way mean it still fits. Always remember to look in the mirror before you leave your house.
-He

Uggs are Ugly...

Its the middle of summer, yet I continue to see people wearing these dumb looking things all over. Uggs are ugly. Uggs make you look ugly. They shorten your legs and make a good looking girl look short and stumpy. (i.e. Hayden above) If you cannot see how obvious this is, well then you need more help then an expert such as myself can provide. I don't care if its 5 degrees out and these keep your feet warm, do not wear these. -He