Two Girls Walking in the Ugliest Shoes Ever...

UGGs on the left. Pocahontas on the right...are these friends made for each other or what? Get off He's streets with those ugly ass shoes.
-He

THIS IS AN EMERGENCY...DEATH TO UGG!

This is a blatant lack of disrespect for the women of the world for UGG to think for a second that any woman would ever buy or wear these is an insult much greater then any man could present. Women of the world, you should be offended to the 1,000,000th degree. You do NOT need to take this or allow these type of UGGS to exist in your world. You can FIGHT back.

He is asking all women to join together and help He remove UGGS from this world. JOIN THE WAR ON UGGS, (by reading He daily) help HE help you look better and create a better work for you and your children.
-He

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When clothing no longer fits...

He has already declared war on UGGS. The fight will continue until they have been destroyed. Anyway, this outfit is all sorts of screwed up. The UGGS are just top it off with ugliness. As you gain weight, not that He would ever allow that, you have to remember to check your outfits. Just because something fit right a couple months ago, does in no way mean it still fits. Always remember to look in the mirror before you leave your house.
-He

He Declares War...Join the Fight!

"When you, here, everyone of you, were kids, you all admired the champion marble player, the fastest runner, the toughest boxer, the best fashion blogger, the big league ball players, and the All-American football players. He loves a winner. He will not tolerate a loser. He despise cowards. He plays to win all of the time. I wouldn't give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed. That's why He has never lost nor will ever lose a war; for the very idea of losing is hateful to He."

He hates UGGS. Every guy hates UGGS. As of today, He has officialy Declared War on UGGS. He will not fail, He will not surrender. This war will not be one in a day, or a month or even a year, but He will never stop fighting. He asks you to join in this war, help elimiate these ugly messes of a shoe. He wants to live in a world where these shoes are no longer in existence, a place where speaking the word UGGS is punishable. If you women cannot realize why He hate these shoes, well then you have much to learn. Your move UGG. (speech altered from patton)
-He

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