Ava-no thank you-tar...Halloween Rules II

Just a quick follow up post, to the Halloween post from this weekend. He just wants everyeone to take a moment to reflect on the sights and sores of this weekend. He has put together an updated list of rules for Halloween. Please feel free to leave a comment with any further suggestions. (thanks to shosh for the avatar pic)

He-lloween Rules
1) No Facepaint - He is not going near any chick with sh*t all over her face.
2) Only sexy girls should dress sexy. If you don't have the body for a tiny outfit, then please for the love of halloween, wear clothing, cover yourself up accordingly. It is not sexy if you are not sexy to begin with.
3) Guys don't care about creativity.
4) Heels are still required.

5) No dressing like animals, specifically cows, dogs or pigs, trust He, you dont want a comparision made.
6) no masks

P.S. Click Read More to See an ArmHe Picture...He was asked if this was a He Approved costume. He's answer: F*ck no, these are not He approved, Hell there are gonna give He nightmares. See rule 6 - no masks, very unsexy. Sorry ladies, but He isn't digging these costumes at all. Halloween is suppose to be sexy not scarey.

Oh Sh*t It's Halloween...He-lloween!

He has been putting off a Halloween post just because its too easy to do, but for those looking for some last minute He Advice here is what He came up with.

He Rules for a Happy He-looween:
1) No Facepaint - He is not going near any chick with sh*t all over her face.
2) Only sexy girls should dress sexy. If you don't have the body for a tiny outfit, then please for the love of halloween, wear clothing, cover yourself up accordingly. It is not sexy if you are not sexy to begin with.
3) Guys don't care about creativity.
4) Heels are still required.

...and if you think you have a He Approved costume and feel like showing He, you can always send it to fashionbyhe@gmail.com

P.S. ENTER THE GIVEAWAY!

He Approved Halloween Costumes...

With a little over a week to go before Halloween, He thought he would give you his 5 "He Approved" Halloween costumes for 2009. Like always, the less material the better.

~Cat - Bad p*ssy!

~Pirate - Dress sexy enough, maybe you'll steal a guys heart.

~Vampire - With all the blood sucking going on this year. No surpise this one's gonna be big for Halloween.

~Police Officer - If anyone is bad, you can always cuff 'um.

~Nurse - Gonna need some mouth to mouth before this night's over.

What are you going to be for Halloween? Happy Trick or Treating (pic yandy.com)

-He

Man's Greatest Invention...Halloween

First man created fire. Then the wheel. After man got the small things out of the way he began to focus on picture inventions: Halloween. Let He tell you how brillant Man was. Man was able to convince the world that Halloween is for children, the candy, the trick-n-treating, but guess what? It's all bulsh*t. Man created Halloween for one reason and one reason only: to encourage women to dress more provacatively than usual for one glorius day. Man was smart, pick one day a year, build up the excitment, and let the ladies go wild.

Picking the perfect Halloween costume is never easy. He would suggest you stay away from any face paint or masks (cheeseburgers, while hysterical, might not be the best use of the day). Obviously the more skin and the tighter the outfit the better, in He's opinion. (picture -chucks)
-He

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