Jimmy Choo...You are the ENEMY!

He has never had a problem with Jimmy Choo, hell He has even featured him as a Shoe of the Week before. But this latest stunt JC pulled is an act of war against the ArmHe. Winter is coming and the weather is getting colder again, which means the ARMHE will again take to the streets to continue the WAR ON UGGS. JC must be a pretty smart guy, he has made some good heels before, but what f*cking crack was he smoking when he designed and partnered with UGGS? Deos he not know that the ArmHe is gonna sh*t on him like a ton of bricks? The ArmHE is not to be f*cked with Mr. Choo. We have ruined designers before, and guess what, Jimmy Choo has just been named public enemy #2, right behind UGG. Goodluck on the battlefield, pretty sure you ugly ass UGGS aren't gonna f*cking help you win this war. Yea you might think you look cute in your f*cking sparkle shoes, but the ArmHe will hunt you down and burn the very UGGS you wear. Yea, He's fucking pissed, you turned your back on us, Choo, and the ArmHe does not forget!
-He

Shoe of the Week...Jimmy Choo

You better have the big bucks to afford a pair of these $2,500 Jimmy Choos. No question you are going to get your money worth, they freakin light up for god sake.

The sandals have a non-chargeable battery that lights up the neon-pink, white and black lucite platform, a neon-yellow, black and white lucite heel, an open toe, suede straps and a back zip fastening. Please note, the battery in this product is non-replaceable and will last for approximately 100 hours of constant, continuous use.

That is f*cking awesome, they are like a pair of LA Lights but better. Black patent-leather sandals with a heel that measures approximately 5" inches with a 1" platform. Can't really find a better shoe to stand out in.
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