In or Out: Jessica Biel

Darlings, there's been far too much heady analysis and critical thinking going on here lately. Let's be judgmental for a little while.


Jessica Biel attends "The A-Team" photocall at ME Hotel
in Madrid in Vionnet.



Vionnet Resort 2011 Collection
Model: Frida Gustavsson







Okay, first: has anyone seen her Revlon commercials lately? More special effects than the Lord of the Rings movies. Preternaturally smooth, glowing skin, and gigantic manga eyes. It freaks us out every time we see it.

As for this dress, it's a bad idea. She's pretty broad up top and normally she's good about dressing her athletic frame, but that sleeve makes her look like steroidal - on one side. If it had no sleeve at all and it was just a basic Wilma dress we'd like it for a simple, flattering dress with a couple quirky touches. It certainly isn't too casual for the event, judging by Bradley Closet Cooper's getup.

What's up with that, anyway? We realize this is a photocall and not a red carpet event, but you're still presenting yourself for pictures. What's with the men all dressing down so much lately? We're not a fan.

She gets a general IN because we like the hair, makeup and shoes and because the dress really only has one flaw, even it if is a pretty glaring one. He gets an OUT, even though this post isn't about him. Hey Actor Boy, you go to work every day wearing makeup. Stop dressing like a plumber to prove your manliness.


[Photo Credit: wireimage.com/gettyimages.com]

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