2010 MTV Movie Awards

Dresses to rip, minions! Grab your coffee and meet us on the red carpet. Bitchery is GO!


Anna Kendrick in Zac Posen Fall 2010





Cute. Maybe it's the camera angle, but don't the proportions seem a little weird, though? And the shoes...they're perhaps a little too dominant.

Cameron Diaz in Diane von Furstenberg





Weird. The proportions seem a little off here, too. She's all Rose Nylund up top and HELLO CROTCH on the bottom.

Christina Aguilera in Atelier Versace Spring 2010






Definitely one of those dresses that should only be worn by models posed and lit a certain way. It just looks clumsy in real life. We like to pretend that the red carpet is "real life." We're a little delusional this morning.

Eva Mendes in Stella McCartney Pre-Fall 2010





Wilma Flintstone in Vegas. A bit too shapeless for our tastes. And we realize the rules are a lot looser for an MTV event, but a sequined dress with metallic gold clutch AND shoes is a bit much.

Jessica Biel in Giambattista Valli Fall 2010





Wow. What happened to her? She looks adorable, head to toe. New gays?

Katy Perry in Zuhair Murad Fall 2010





The dress and shoes are fine; cute even, but let's face it, the wig is the centerpiece here. If we were her gays, we would have played up that blue a little more.

Kristen Stewart in Dolce & Gabbana





Once again, spreading joy the world over. It's wonderful to see someone enjoy their success so much, wouldn't you say? Technically the outfit's cute, but honey, haven't you ever seen "Annie?" You're never fully dressed without a smile. Bitch.

Lindsay Lohan in Pamella Roland Spring 2010



Face it. If she didn't have such a recognizable face, wouldn't you assume this was a porn actress at the Adult Video Awards?

Nikki Reed in Miu Miu Resort 2010





Cute, although we like the white runway version better. Those shoes look needlessly complicated.

Scarlett Johansson in Dolce & Gabbana





We want to say we like the dress but we can't because GREEN LACE, y'all. GREEN. LACE. No. She looks like a St. Patrick's Day decoration.

Vanessa Hudgens in Jenny Packham Spring 2010





Bleh. Didn't we all decide that babydolls were over?

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