Time for a New Hoodie...

Enough already. I am getting really sick and tired of people wearing these hoodies (unless your wearing it like this chick). Great you went out and bought it in 10 different colors, you wear a different color each day. Well guess what? You are a moron. Time to take your head out of your ass and listen up.

Go buy the Alternative Hoodie. It may not be available in as many colors, however its Eco-Friendly, and 10x softer and more comfortable then the American Hoodie.

Not many people have heard of the Alternative Apparel name yet, but they are blowing up.
-He