PR: Christopher, Ivy, Michael C.

Last but not...well, okay. Maybe a little.

Christopher:

Model: Rose

Holy cow are we not feeling this one.

This is pure Talbot's. Pure 1998 Talbots.

We're a little speechless (but only a little). There's almost literally nothing to talk about here. That's how boring this look is.

...

Nope. We got nothing.

Bland garments with no real design to speak of, plus the colors and fabrics are boring, and the styling is as lowest common denominator as it gets. Christopher honey, we expected more from you.


And that is some truly heinous posing. This isn't for the yearbook, honey.

Tim Gunn's Workroom:



Ivy:
Model: Ekaterina

Holy shit, this may win the prize for the blandest garment ever produced on the show.

It's so without style and lacking in any real design that it's almost non-existent. An invisible, imaginary dress.



And she must have known it because she slapped on the biggest, loudest piece of jewelry she could find on that accessory wall. Nice try, honey. Although we guess it worked on some level because she's still here.

With last week's "I've turned pants into capris!" debacle and this week's "I made an invisible dress!" entry, we're seriously starting to wonder if Ivy's got the chops for this competition.

Tim Gunn's Workroom:


Michael C:

Model: Lenka

OH THANK GOD. A POINT OF VIEW.

It's a tacky, dated point of view but after those last two yawns in dress form we'll take it.

To be honest, after we got finished yelling "...and EMMA SAMMS as FALLON!" at our TV set, we were forced to admit that...

If you were to take away those hip wings...


...and completely re-style her to look like it's some year past 1985, this isn't that bad. Not great, and we question his taste in fabric, put there's a germ of something there. With a little bit of Tim-style coaching, he could get some of his tackier impulses under control and produce Nick Verreos-style "FIERCE" and "GODDESS!" garments, for which there is always a clientele. He just needs to be pushed - hard - in the right direction.

In other words, we'll take "tacky with a point of view" over bland and Talbot's-y style boredom any day of the week.

Tim Gunn's Workroom:




[Screencaps: projectrungay.blogspot.com - Video Credit: myLifetime.com - Photo Credit: Barbara Nitke/myLifetime.com]


Post a Comment

Labels: , , , , ,