Bra Bikini for Your But...No Thanks...

Remember Bubbles BodyWear? Well it just got weirder. This is the Bikini Butt Bra:
Holds up the weight of the buttocks
Smoothes out the back of the thighs
Lifts and defines the buttock’s curvature
Maximizes small/flat derrieres
Leaves no visible line under most clothing
Enhances the effect of form fitting clothes
Adds comfort because of support
Provides a put together look
Sorry folks but if you don't have an ass the Bikini Butt Bra is not a viable solution. This isn't right.
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