Put your bitchpants on for round two, girls!
Amanda Michalka in Georges HobeikaThe collar is too much, but we're liking the rest of it for being at least a little interesting. It's like trompe l'oeil lingerie with the pseudo-garter thing going on around the hem.
Ashley BellNo. Get back in your limo, go home and put a little effort in. This isn't a dress, it's a fabric sample.
Ashley Tisdale in Farah AngsanaIt's a little "sexy Mrs. Roper," but again, we'll give anyone credit for trying to do something interesting. We don't love it or anything, but it's not a neutral, strapless cocktail dress and that's gotta count for something.
Bella Thorne in Haute HippieWho the hell are all these fetuses? When did the PCAs become the Nickelodeon Awards? We have kitchen utensils older than her so we'll give her a pass. It's cute in an 8th grade dance kind of way.
Brian PalatucciWe are not digging the contrasting jacket and pants thing at all. We don't expect tuxedos at an event like this, but this is just too casual Friday for the red carpet, even it if is actually blue.
Cat DeeleyVery nice. A little safe, but not boring.
Cory MonteithWe cringe at the footwear, but we did it when we were young, too. Granted, he's well past the age when we gave up the Chucks with Tux look, but he's got to appeal to that pubescent fan base, we suppose.
Jennifer FinniganAn utterly forgettable dress.
Josie LorenSure, it's a bit cha-cha, but we love that.
Kathy GriffinThis picture isn't a very good angle, but we like the simplicity of this dress for her. She seems to be that rare creature, the celebrity who actually learns how to dress for the RC as she gets older. Back in the day, she wore some nightmares. We're not entirely sure if this is such a good color for her.
Khloe Kardashian in Alexander McQueenBut we are absolutely sure this color is wrong for her. And so is that hair. We really like the dress, though.
Kourtney Kardashian in Gert-Johan CoetzeeOh, thank god. We couldn't take another Kardashian looking relatively tasteful.
Leighton Meester in VionnetThis girl is a consistent crack-smoker when it comes to the red carpet and even though we have problems with this dress, especially the hem, we kinda dig it for being a little fun and cute. It looks a bit casual for an awards show, though.
Lisa Edelstein in Farah AngsanaWay too "Dateless at my cousin's wedding."
Lindsay FonsecaIt's not exactly exciting, but it is a pretty dress.
Niki Taylor in Donna KaranShe's a bit young to be going the Streisand route.
Pauley PerretteWhile we appreciate the sentiment, we simply cannot support political slogans plastered on red carpet dresses.
Virginia Williams in Oday ShakarYawn.
Mahaley HessamBoring and a little cheap-looking.
Mila Kunis in J. MendelTotally forgettable.
Miranda Cosgrove in Nicole Miller
Miranda Cosgrove in Nicole MillerTotally standard. Although she could have dressed it up with better shoes and hair.
Pippa BlackKittens. We just don't know how much more of this crap we can take.
Raven SimoneJ'ADORE! It's totally cracktastic, but she's working the shit out of it. AND IT'S NOT A SHITTY COCKTAIL DRESS.
Sacha DhawanPretty much perfect.
Taye DiggsNONONO! NO CASUAL FRIDAYS ON THE RC!
Tracey BergmanEven without the googling we did to confirm, we knew this chick was a soap opera actress. Past a certain age, they all default to the "I want to have sex with each person taking my picture" pose. It's kind of hilarious. The Lucci is exempt, of course.
