Yesterday, NYC has monsoon type rains, it was ridiculous. Anyway people always complain about those of us who walk around the city streets with large umbrellas, but forget that. Yes, He's is a large umbrella guy, He's talking 60 inches wide, sorry people He doesn't want to get wet and if my umbrella size bothers you, man up and get a bigger umbrella. What pisses He off are this girls that walk the streets in their clear umbrellas. First off, they are small and curved so really, these umrellas are pointless. The point of an umbrella is to keep you dry, these keep only your head dry, what a waste. Second, you look ridiculous!!!
-He
