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Hit it, Heidi!
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"This!"
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"Is our last ditch effort to get this frigging show right on this network!"
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgov33W6sQln3OpDb3HB0fzjz37sY1zs05hjdC6QISwlab-oWOcEFS6waaDNsEPjX1KL6fqDKgR_81NyUBTh1JwTYTa80qKJeYyT6Ju-Yp2bWkNPrJg3lsV_q-PjBPfLl8IYBM4DgpAbtES/s1600/3.jpg)
"YES! You won't even remember my name by the end of this season!"
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhiU41sVzg0LtRIYa1Ypf9PdrBINmX1rFvvsPd_xVTMgfMHsMiUbU7My8f9cMp-mrbzB3l2wqV0xA4Mrd9DVmyzUQOgrG3VswGa9o5yTJP0pihXP93DCJ8jdwj_5WVJaM16OV5dnTSKdHk6/s1600/6.jpg)
"Look, we're not stupid. We knew we were losing you guys, so we cast a couple tall, skinny girls with great bodies, like these two, plus a whole bunch of freakshows and bitches!"
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjcGqxdjlY_lvwZBkKp_XOzpaWsCqGYcGRuTgRrF0qUEQPmV1Mst-4YxKbplVszcdox1G2JCWn5dEk0amZBQccyrYKw5jHkgEP1-Vn-rgOp6COHEoFQMocgT301Pzzs4MsXs6I_TOxiUtks/s1600/4.jpg)
"JES! Jou will LUV me, bitches! I am a quart crazy and a quart LUVable!"
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiorerlJQSj8XtRO0PWiVGf5yajzyTmyxHrDbUloqjRKoH9HTwX4yJsrVxSybUu8Foga71f2pHJ7c718swxbjKmOsq0gBqjNY2snMmfN_oOA-GLtPO5O26yBbPA-t8DQ5-ThyphenhyphenBdPy0iPOki/s1600/11.jpg)
"Oh Heidi, I concur. This tired show needed some colorful attention prostitutes to liven up the proceedings."
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"Hi there!"
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"Like so."
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"Eye am going to keeck New Jork in the BALLZ!"
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhqFGxvHxIaqvDoROetFhyphenhyphenh2w6PrgnrNZaCgeCwaE58wQWzn0PSFOEkgO7iqP4k7X1CMFHq7_QV9950R3L07Irb4f3etlKp3iluJR-y8wntMQweET6Unt0OZlhkiI_hp2Sl671Fwaary9LT/s1600/8.jpg)
"It's the Ivy Show! And by that I mean I'll do whatever the fuck it takes so that you're all talking about ME! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgSwJc-IMJ8uSnBNyy2_dZ_BW0YKBGt_SPNwE4W_foEp3u9LBDm99waGdkys1kN5mn_Dw3s6r2Ssn2EoqkzudSk6sUEym28-dVPlFo6TXAwxCbKPYrLfw3FS3hH1wklY640JiVB2NJTG2F5/s1600/10.jpg)
"I'm quirky and lovable.
I guess.
Dressing like a pedo fantasy is quirky, right?"
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" The Mexican Pee-Wee Herman bit's got potential."
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhSW6GJsK2wXre2BvAxA6l7_NMmPw0Nmf3gv9uFmz6hmBwUoGMOynrA_oHKP8BnxNf7y980cruj-m9wOyB9ysZsRKn5OQ4HZTVzqY-P4dErNMS3q9beKP3wb-DO3spcuHjsEMtHHoLaCtV6/s1600/20.jpg)
"I'm earnest and bland!"
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgpxbTwMEXvVsrPHVuj4OamCvUYEnUnv80rpSnRcHY33cUnIkM8sNuM6PGrmVvSxUkTpLUsMGjL7gUCTq541Gr9zGl4005ISeZCOzQ-3fXlSOXpih7Cpqlndx9Up4or4tLPSfj7hUsi7PZ3/s1600/15.jpg)
"Who gives a shit?"
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"I'm not going to say this again. IT'S. ABOUT. ME."
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"That little bitch is crazy. I'm out of here."
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"Remember, you're either IN character or you're shit OUT of luck. Amirite Tim?"
"Undoubtedly, Heidi."
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"I'm an old, old lady! I could keel over and die from natural causes any second!
And I dress like a preppy lesbian!"
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"Did you motherfuckers hear me? I'M FUCKING CRAZY!"
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"That little gal's showing some real initiative. Grandma can stay until we get bored of her."
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhLsz8qyCzeqF53Zo7ag7AU7PLfc4gjrOnCfpuIivupY6UM5d1dvRI6lnPWB0hn3OvjprejFB-iY7nPHfiaFH9oLe4_JBRwqXQQmnmfkmIiBSKIwGyiuWf9xhE0HhBJOHJ1rSn4ZApMgpto/s1600/14.jpg)
"I promise to openly display every character flaw I have! And I have a LOT of them!"
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgS0y9mk6v6dIa-uYI4pDQUsUiEOTEaWPd_b8h2QVigRCXPmzHCA9UaFOaAMSM697rbYWPd316has6Fi7dGsqEF5r32MhpVVYSO0QQn_s7RD5v9YZxbrOjG-qlMmBx7hfrWJJnPPzjLMBBn/s1600/17.jpg)
"What? I'm an adorable little gypsy!"
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjbQOSIS5DAE2gudEqxITDgHtYp6Z7lzpxrC6mP0Mj5u2BjK3zVnTWm2_z8_l0sgI_4e-VduJHpYZJV7nYjmmbH3QrJBwy0sCjFWTlXhw7PS4dYjqTgHqGBRZJALVyLJ1eoXZpKsS397KWz/s1600/18.jpg)
"For these however-many designers..."
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"...Project Runway is the chance of a lifetime."
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg42SStKoM4LQpbEJMm7Bs8RoiXg6O_XWDN48NpoNoPx4cDnVkoKrHNmFAHk5YrY0hGl7Ve-G0YvMlQHeH2dtXj0iqigAkpDA8kv1cVvMQtaCasRk5eS8X3CIwLKVTPayDLz_4XCc9-zgj6/s1600/28.jpg)
"As well as a hellish cesspool of backstabbing and dysfunctional personalities. We hope."
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"Oh, you don't know the HALF of it, bitch."