The A-List: New York

Gay men have very shiny bodies and high-contrast skin tones.
Now you know.


A not-at-all Photoshopped picture.

Darlings, in case you forgot, tonight marks the debut of the television event of the decade. We'll let Logo take it from here:

"Logo’s highly-anticipated new docu-reality series will give viewers a V.I.P. pass into the fabulous - and ferocious - lives of New York’s gay elite. Follow the most envied and sought-after men of New York City as they live the high life hopping from boardroom to benefit to beach house to bedroom. Watch the drama unfold as they attempt to “have it all” juggling their careers, families, friends and perhaps most importantly, enemies."

"The A-List: New York premieres Monday, October 4th at 10/9c on Logo."

Now let's take a look at the girls who are all going to hate us before the end of the month and send all their girlfriends to our comments section to call us bitter and jealous, shall we?

Ryan Nickulas, Mike Ruiz, Rodiney Santiago
Derek Lloyd Saathoff, Austin Armacost, Reichen Lehmkuhl

"The A-List: New York” features some of New York City’s most talked about gay elite including “The Amazing Race” winner actor/model (and Lance Bass’ former boyfriend) Reichen Lehmkuhl, his Brazilian model boyfriend Rodiney Santiago, renowned celebrity photographer (Beyoncé, Britney Spears, Dolly Parton, Christina Aguilera) and “RuPaul’s Drag Race” and “America’s Next Top Model” staple Mike Ruiz, international model (and Marc Jacobs’ former flame) Austin Armacost, modeling agent Derek Lloyd Saathoff, and ultra-high-end salon owner Ryan Nickulas."

Warning: first bitchslap of the season coming up. "A-List?" On what planet? The "most talked about gay elite" are the movers and shakers in the fashion and entertainment industries; not a bunch of wannabes sleeping their way into fame and money. Mike Ruiz is the only one who might be considered A-List. Granted, if you really were on the A-List you wouldn't be appearing on a show like this, which makes all the preening and self-importance on display kind of hilariously clueless.

And now we hate ourselves for falling into the trap of determining who is and isn't A-List. We need a shower.

Take a look at all the delusions on display:




Ohhhh, ladies! We are going to have so much fucking fun ripping these little bitches apart.


[Photo and Video Credit: logotv.com]

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