Because no one does cracktastic like Vivienne.
Darlings, British fashion titan Vivienne Westwood is the subject of a well-deserved retrospective in London, but instead of highlighting her eye-popping fashions over the years, this one narrowed its focus to her equally (if not more so) eye-popping shoe designs. "Vivienne Westwood Shoes: An Exhibition 1973- 2010" is at Selfridges Ultralounge in London August 26th-September 22nd and showcases nearly 200 shoes from the designer's archive and collections. It's a shame some of these pieces look a little beat up, but nothing can diminish the sheer insanity of some of her designs as well as the strange beauty. So strap on your penis shoes and head on out to take a look.Or you could just scroll down.
Printed Leather Lace-up Boot, 1973
Hammerhead Trainer, 1981
Pirate Boot, 1981
Brocade Hammerhead Ankle Boot, 1982
Witches Three-tongued Shoe, 1983
Apollo Winged Shoe 1988
Rocking Horse Ankle Boot, 1988
Ankle Tie with Mirror Eyelet Boot, 1989
Ankle Tie with Mirror Eyelet Shoe, 1989
Red Boot with Mirror Buckle, 1989
Elevated Tartan Lace-up Shoe, 1992
Mock-crock Elevated Gillies, 1993
Super Elevated Lace-up Ankle Boot, 1993
Cafe Society Mary Jane Heart Buckle Shoe, 1994
On Liberty C17 Shoes, 1994
Super Elevated Cowboys Boot, 1994
Louis Vuitton Boot, 1995
Mary Jane Spoon Shoe, 1995
Penis Shoe, 1995
Tiger Satyr Boot, 1995
Trompe L'Oeil Tie Court Shoe, 1996
Candy Stripe Gillies, 1998
Linen Pirate Boot, 1998
Swarovski Sandals, 1998
Anglophilia Sack Boots, 2001
Green Satin Winter Boot, 2010
