Teen Choice Awards 2010, Part 2

Onward!


Kristen Bell in Stella McCartney Fall 2010



Ooooh, that's really cute!

We know we really over-used "cute" in the last installment. We'll try harder.

Ashley Greene in Valentino



Kind of a "fade into the background" dress and that's not what you want for the red carpet.

Carrie Keagan



The dress is one of the less fabulous of the short n' tights on the RC. The shoes are hideous.

Charlie Bewley


Kid, we don't know who the hell you are - some sort of vampire, we're guessing - but you really need to hire a stylist. The shirt doesn't go with the pants which don't go with the boots. Everything is overdone: plunging neckline, wide-flared pants (are they VELVET?!), pointy-toed boots. You're a mess, honey.

And Christ, if you ARE going wear one of those ridiculous deep V shirts, don't tuck your sunglasses into them. It instantly makes you look douchey.

Kim Kardashian in Zuhair Murad Fall 2010



It's standard-issue Kardashian. Nothing to get excited over.

Cory Monteith



Cory wore a tie, y'all! Attaboy! And like we said, it makes him look tall and slim instead of big and boxy. It's not the most exciting look in the world, and the sneakers are a bit of a cliche, but he looks so much better here. See? Listen to us, celebrities. We won't steer you wrong.

Jayma Mays



Adorable. Perfect, actually.

Jennifer Stone



Another example of total mis-matching. The dress, jacket and boots all don't go with each other. It's like she had a bunch of favorite items to wear and threw them all together in one outfit.

Cassie Scerbo



Another tight n' short. Another case of poor pairing. Those boots are all kinds of wrong.

Kevin McHale



Adorable. Although we're not convinced that's the hairstyle for him.

Leighton Meester in Emilio Pucci Resort 2011



The dress is bleh and the shoes look cheap, but what really concerns us is what's going on north of the neck. Who did your makeup, honey? Because they need to be fired.

Matthew Morrison



Damn. The guy does nothing for us - just not our type - but he looks HOT here.

Courtney Galliano



No.

Go home and start over.

Megan Fox in Isabel Marant



The queen of tight n' short is not so short or tight! She decided to switch it out for ugly n' mismatched!

Nina Dobrev in Alex Perry Spring 2010



Okay seriously, starlets. Enough with the white, glittery dresses. You all look like Galadriel's slutty younger sisters.

Troian Avery



Hunh. It's interesting, at least. We really don't like what's going on around the midsection, though. Hair and shoes are way too plain for such a statement dress.

Ashley Benson


Oh please. Put a little effort in, honey.


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