Fashion Model: In or Out: Sookie and Bill

Posing weird on the RC.

Newlyweds Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer attend the 2010 Entertainment Weekly and Women In Film Pre-Emmy party sponsored by L'Oreal Paris at Restaurant at The Sunset Marquis Hotel in West Hollywood, California. Anna Paquin is wearing a Preen Plaza asymmetric dress and Brian Atwood pumps.

Preen Plaza

For Christ's sake, we GET IT. You're both totally hot for each other. Now stand still and show us who you're wearing.

She looks all right. Nothing earth-shattering. A tight red dress and black pumps is a classic. You can't really go wrong with it. Hair and makeup are okay. We don't LOVE the hair, but since the event is clearly not formal, we're okay with it. The jewelry is a sad afterthought and frankly, since the black pumps were hauled out, we assume she or whoever dresses her doesn't have very good accessorizing skills. Still, she's IN. It's not exciting, but she's presentable.

And for those of you who think we apply harsher critiques to women than to men, you will be happy to read the following. Stephen Moyer, you are entirely too old for that hair style. There. We said it. As for below the neck, he looks, like his wife, just okay. It's a decent suit, but gray with a black shirt is about as risky as a red dress with black pumps. In addition, he could use a more tailored suit. He's actor-thin, which means he doesn't need to wear the voluminous suits favored by the average lawyer or accountant. Pay to have that taken in, Stephen. And take an inch off the hem off your pants.

He's an IN too. Obviously, we have some issues with both looks but it comes down to not being risky enough. What they have on is perfectly presentable.

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