Angelina Jolie's "Salt" Looks

Bland Salt.

Darlings, we've been remiss in not paying more attention to Angie lately. She's been bopping all over the world, hitting the RC to pole dance for her movie's success and we have let her go without comment. That's just not right. As always, she's been doing it in an array of impressively underwhelming looks, in a range of colors that run the gamut from black to grey. Honestly, we don't get her style philosophy anymore. Her stylist is Jennifer Rade, who some of you might remember as the curly headed judge on Project Runway who wanted to rip Logan's silver jeans off him right there on the runway.

There was a time when we figured the idea was simply to highlight her amazing looks by not putting her in clothes that detract, but it feels like she's gone too far in the opposite direction; putting her in clothes so bland their very blandness is a distraction itself. We get that she's better served if she stays away from looks that are too ostentatious and overwhelming, but there has to be a happy medium. It's just a shame that she's one of the most beautiful women of her time and she never really maximizes that to its full effect.


Berlin Premiere in BCBGMAXAZRIA Atelier

Morticia goes to the prom.

Berlin Photocall in Elie Saab

Just getting off her shift at the bank.

Paris Premiere in Pamella Roland

Trying out her "blowsy alcoholic" look.

UK Premiere in Amanda Wakeley

So featureless it's practically invisible.

Seoul Premiere in Colleen Atwood

Morticia gets a job as a hostess at a nightclub.

Seoul Press Conference in L’Agence

Morticia is retaining water.

Japan Premiere in Atelier Versace

Morticia took a pair of scissors to her gown in a fit of rage.

Japan Press Conference in Salvatore Ferragamo

Morticia goes to yoga class.

Moscow Premiere in Atelier Versace

This is the only thing that stands out of all her outfits and even then, it's as basic as a gown gets.


Comic-Con 2010 in Versace

Morticia works at an after-hours S&M club.

Los Angeles Premiere in Emporio Armani

Morticia borrowed a dress (among other things) from Jennifer Aniston.



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