HE Did Not Design a Swimwear Line...Yet!

"You won't get what we make anywhere else!"
It is a sad day here at Fashion by He. He is actually ashamed to even have to write this post. Do these bathing suits and whatever other bulsh*t these f*ckers are selling look anything like something HE would support?! F*CK NO! HE Swimwear and Bodywear must think it's pretty funny to try and ruin the reputation of a successful fashion blogger. He's stomach churns just looking at this website. Look at their tagline: "You won't get what we make anywhere else!" Rejoice Rejoice. Lucky us, at least its only available through them. HE kinda thinks that since Fashion by He is a bigger deal the He swimwear, they should change their name. Not sure if they know this yet, but He is kind of the King of Fashion. FYI: that's kind of a big deal, HE Swimwear doesn't look like a winner. When He is ready to design a swimwear line, He'll let you know, until then change your company name.
-He

P.S. Who the F*ck is buying anything from that website?