Two Tickets to the No Pants Party...

He wants to talk a few minutes about the "no-pants" party that is currently going on in America. Many ladies are going to call anyone in attendance a slut or a whore, but He begs to differ. These scantily clad women are not sluts or whores by any means (they could be, but for arguments' sake let's say they aren't) they are just beautifully bodied young ladies looking to have a good time and look great doing so. He sees no reason why if your body is smokin hot, aka perfect, that you shouldn't embrace the hotness and wear outfits as seen pictured above. In fact, He encourages all women (fit to do so) to be sexy, rock the high boots, wear the short shorts, sport the one peices. Leave the pants at home. Like He always says, go big or go home, so go out tonight ladies, sex it up, if not for He, then do it for yourselves because later on when you are older you will look back at these times (and these pictures) and regret not doing so.
-He