Nothing is Perfect...

"Perfect Fit Button™ is the newest way to get your pants, jeans, or skirts to fit perfectly everyday, all the time. If you've put on a few pounds or have recently taken off some weight, just attach this adjustable, removable button to make a perfect fit. Now, you don't have to spend hundreds of dollars to replace your old clothing, just use these remarkable buttons to make it fit perfectly." Perfect Fit Button
Really? He is sick and tired of these inventions that help fat and helpless people. If you cannot buy clothing that fits then you need some help. Also, don't be so cheap that you are going to keep wearing the same pants that don't fit instead of buying a new pair.
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