How do you get tan all-over?

He is sure everyone has heard of this from one place or another, but He wanted to bring it to FbyHe, just to reiterate the absurdy of this item.

You work. You play. You work some more. Why not go for that all-over tan... wherever you are. And while you're at it how about doing that through the most comfortable swimsuits in the World? That's why we created COOLTAN tan-through swimsuits and sportswear. Tan Through

That "all-over tan" come on please. Give us a break. There isn't a person in ths world that is going to believe that you can get an all over tan when you're wearing clothing. Second, if you are a person who wants an all over tan, you probably aren't going to be getting it from this bathing suit. The topless trend hasn't caught on in America like it has elsewhere, but that is the true way to get the all-over tan. Naked in 2010 for a true all-over tan.
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