First man created fire. Then the wheel. After man got the small things out of the way he began to focus on picture inventions: Halloween. Let He tell you how brillant Man was. Man was able to convince the world that Halloween is for children, the candy, the trick-n-treating, but guess what? It's all bulsh*t. Man created Halloween for one reason and one reason only: to encourage women to dress more provacatively than usual for one glorius day. Man was smart, pick one day a year, build up the excitment, and let the ladies go wild.Picking the perfect Halloween costume is never easy. He would suggest you stay away from any face paint or masks (cheeseburgers, while hysterical, might not be the best use of the day). Obviously the more skin and the tighter the outfit the better, in He's opinion. (picture -chucks)
-He
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