The Dumb gets dumber...

"Etre Touchy gloves are a stylish, fun and practical way to keep your hands warm and dry while using your touch-screen phone, portable games system, music player and other electronic devices."

Well the dumb just got dumber. If you really need these, then He hates you, it really is just that simple. If you're buying gloves just so that you can keep touching your ipod, well you need a life. It is not that hard to just take off your gloves to change the song. F*ck you for wearing these.
-He