1 - Landing Strip - Acceptable if well maintained. Not too wide, not too long.
2 - The Jungle - aka The Vomit Look - This is not an option, NEVER, EVER let it get to this level!
3 - The V - It's okay, but He doesn't see a point to this one.
4 - The Box - Just a dumb idea, next.
5 - Shapes - Shapes and designs are cool. It is pretty impressive for a guy to get down there and see a heart or a letter, or some cool design. Props if you can pull this off. Again, must be maintained nicely.
6 - Bare - Want to make your man happy, and in turn he'll make you happy. Go get yourself waxed. Shaving is nice for a Wednesday, but waxing takes it to a whole new level. If you are gonna shave, triple check to make sure you didn't miss a spot.
-He